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Ridikzappa 9:34 Tue Dec 2
A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Pornography produced in the UK was quietly censored today through an amendment to the 2003 Communications Act, and the measures appear to take aim at female pleasure.

The Audiovisual Media Services Regulations 2014requires that video-on-demand (VoD) online porn now adhere to the same guidelines laid out for DVD sex shop-type porn by the British Board of Film Censors (BBFC).

Seemingly arbitrarily deciding what is nice sex and what is not nice sex, the board has banned the following acts from being depicted by British pornography producers:

Spanking
Caning
Aggressive whipping
Penetration by any object "associated with violence"
Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)
Urolagnia (known as "water sports")
Female ejaculation
Strangulation
Facesitting
Fisting

The final three listed fall under acts the BBFC views as potentially "life-endangering".

While the measures won't stop people from watching whatever genre of porn they desire, as video shot abroad can still be viewed, they do impose severe restrictions on content created in the UK, and appear to make no distinction between consensual and non-consensual practices between adults.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

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Dan M 11:19 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Nothing worse than a racist duck banning bondage porn.

Eddie B 11:12 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Eh?

Golden Oldie 10:48 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
This is another cynical move by the government playing up to the old anti semitic canard that pornography is being used as a subversive tool against the natives.

Dan M 10:23 Wed Dec 3
Re: Very important message
Mooj: Life is about people. It's about connections.
Andy Stitzer: It's all about connections.
Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Mooj: And butthole pleasures.
Andy Stitzer: It's not about butthole pleasures at all.
Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.
Andy Stitzer: Please stop.
Mooj: And these cincinatti bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls.

NewtonsPartyBag 10:19 Wed Dec 3
Re: Very important message
After8 7:35 Wed Dec 3

Quite odd that people are up in arms about sex crimes and then oppose measures to reduce graphic sexual scenes.








Someone that stirs other mens shit with their pee pee moaning about "graphic sexual scenes"

Youve got some fucking front.

Nator 10:15 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
"Femdom porn will be hit particularly hard by the regulations"

Top quality pun that.

Eddie B 10:03 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Also - verbal abuse?

"You love it you slag" - is illegal now.

Dapablo 10:01 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Merely trying to see a reason for banning certain acts.

Far Cough 10:00 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Because they don't need to "inject water" when they have women that can naturally squirt

Eddie B 9:58 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Loughton bird i used to shag used to squirt like a nutter. And very nice it was.

Weird that that's been put on the list along with the others.

Dapablo 9:58 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Of course "some" can, we are talking about an industry here not girlfriends.

Far Cough 9:56 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
"Female orgasm equates to squirting and I've long assumed water was injected during the filming process, if that is the case then again it would be another H&S issue. "

Absolute garbage, some women can ejaculate naturally

Dapablo 9:54 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
El Scorchio wrote...

"Female ejaculation banned?

Stupid. What harm is that to anyone? It's just something that's fucking natural. (For some)"

Female orgasm equates to squirting and I've long assumed water was injected during the filming process, if that is the case then again it would be another H&S issue.

riosleftsock 9:40 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
I wish I could have been at the committee meeting where this was discussed.

"Where do we stand on fisting?"

Your mum 9:18 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Some Classic Tory behaviour going on

El Scorchio 9:17 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Female ejaculation banned?

Stupid. What harm is that to anyone? It's just something that's fucking natural. (For some)

FatboyChelseaScum 9:01 Wed Dec 3
Re: Very important message
Let me get this right, watching a slag curl off a massive log onto someones chest is fine, but pissing on someones chest isn't?

balders 8:31 Wed Dec 3
Re: Very important message
How they going to stop a squirter

They going to shout cut when she boshes ?

Be a couple of porn actress signing on now as the cant help themselves, wonder if they can take it to the court of human rights

HairyHammer 8:27 Wed Dec 3
Very important message
The water sports and women's ejaculation have been banned because of a water shortage that is being predicted for this summer . Men in these porn films will also be told not to have any oral pleasing of their female counterparts just in case the juices start to flow.

balders 8:24 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
remember spanking is really a upper class sport , cant let the riff raff see what our leaders get up to can we

HairyHammer 8:21 Wed Dec 3
Re: A long list of sex acts just got banned in UK porn
Agree Cholo

It's all a load of crock.

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